Como um Utilizador de Linux vê o Windows

1. Q: What did the Ivy League graduate student do after reading a box that said "Windows Vista or better"
    A: He installed Linux!

2. Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

3. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

4. Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.

5. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.

6. Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

    Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

    DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

    Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

7. Q: How many Microsoft engineers do you need to replace a broken light-bulb?
    A: None, Microsoft will standardize the darkness in such cases!

8. Being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects.         Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new doors, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed...

9. Never go for Windows airlines. When you are in situation to open your parachute, you will get a message   "Do you wish to open the parachute? Yes No".
Are you sure? Yes/No.
Parachute needs permission to continue. Allow/Ignore/Cancel.

10. After a long night, Bill Gates and his wife woke up with smiles on their faces. His wife remarked: "Oh Bill! Now I know why you named your company MICRO-SOFT!"

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